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*Everything The Seagull Didn't Want*

If it were mid 70s to early 80s Chris Fleming would be a sex symbol

It’s funny I’m watching this now because I live in Scotland and a coworker told me *yesterday* some stories about him 😅

I literally don't know what this means

the multidimensional arrival rant had me crying, so stupidly funny

ok no but why do the guys always smell weird

I mean this in the most complimentary way possible but I haven’t seen this guy in years and he looks like my nonbinary cousin that moved to France to study jazz yet somehow isn’t pretentious.

it’s a shame Chris didn’t make the vp pick for Kamala, maybe next time.

I fucking adore Chris Fleming

Am a woman who has never been to Trader Joe’s and after watching this I’ve decided to go today once I get off work. However I’m definitely apprehensive I might never come back out

The fact that he didn’t stumble once doing all that movement with a mic on a chord is impressive to me.

Excellent work guarding the circumference my dear.

"woman [...] woman [...] woman [...] afab" kinda stung ngl but good bit nonetheless

the fact the post was tagged chris fluming shdhdhd

No baby, you're in the inner circle <3

I'll think about this sketch next time I get a pack of *dark chocolate covered candied ginger pistachio and thai mandarin cardamom artesian fig crisps* at TJs that only I can see...

3:58 my transmasc ass does NOT have the snack vision though. why use AFAB?

i work at a trader joe's and can confirm corporate has designed snacks to only be seen by women. there's a reason a woman runs the snack aisle in my store

I’m glad this audience gets it

I went to the audio tab on my car yesterday and saw the picture of Adam Lambert and went "oh that's a fantastic get"

i love that he waits until half way through the skit to even mention a specific snack. had to build up the vibes first

My partner is transfemme and I’m transmasc and I think she’s slowly absorbing my Trader Joe’s Energy because where does she find those goddamn pretzels??

"Get rid of the couches, we cant let people know we *SIT* "

Chris might be the funniest person alive

The first time I ever saw this video I was in college thinking this was my crazy mom. Now I’m a mom and I terrorize my family doing this every week. 😂

I love the lit from behind, 70s concert film camera

127 hours in the sizzurp

That was hysterical and brilliant. And correct. I work in an office filled with women who routinely discover Trader Joe food discoveries. And yes, I am their leader.

brave

i went to trader joe's for the first time recently and i couldn't find anything. until a girl i went with led me to the promised land of delicious Trader Joe's discoveries. "i come here all the time with my mom", she told me. and now, the ancient knowledge of the undecipherable Trader Joe's has been passed to me.

…But what are the snacks?!

"Afab" you mean woman...

Gender goals. Whatever gender that is but gender goals. Or ungender goals. I'm equally confused and inspired.

there is one drawback of becoming a trans man or nonbinary (when afab) and it's that you can't see the special tj's snacks anymore. i wish i could still see em

This sounds like something you’d hear over the P.A system in an empty supermarket with low lights you’re walking through in a fever dream. Both in content and the muffled quality.

I want to know what happened between the trombonist and lying on the ground

"every AFAB" Chris plenty of us are perimeter donkeys or men staring at the corn chips too 😭

If he could make a "dark chocolate oxygen" reference at the end it would be perfect for the "depths of the ocean floor" context.

I'm sitting in Taco Bell parking lot in my altima. As soon as that last cinnabon delight slumped down my gullet, I just knew. I knew you had posted a new standup video. I opened my youtube and lo and behold. Thanks Chris!

I'm convinced Chris doesn't plan a routine or even schedule gigs, he just appears on theatre stages and talks until he is set free

I get tunnel vision in Trader Joe’s bc I was born with the non-binary innate fear of grocery stores

If you have seen the Trader Joe's episode of Gayle you will see just how long Chris's issues with Trader Joe's have been going on

"127 hours up in the sizzurp" is phenomenal

wait wait wait hold on back up did you just say every AFAB??? you don't even have to be a woman to see these??? i look like what a dwarf would look like without a beard, but I could find them?!

This is the stupidest bit ever. Hilarious

It’s true we women have the knowledge and wisdom of all our foremothers and all our descendants like the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother from Dune. We are all the Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone at once. Solely for one purpose and that purpose is to know the deep knowledge of Trader Joe snacks.

6:03 Now I know I was in the same Cirque du Soleil audience with Chris in 1992, sitting under the Grand Chapiteau next to the Santa Monica Pier, listening to Kumbalawe and thinking “Saltimbanco has changed the game.”

Chris makes me laugh like no other

what u miss most after transitioning is being able to see the Trader Joes snacks